Frank's Bar on Bedford Street when a hairy Phyllis skipped right quick up to your face and offered to tickle you for a Pam - would you scarper-here-come-Parky up Bedford Street, across Exchnage Street and pirouette, like some sort of ponced up cad, outside The Belgian Monk or would you pummel her nellies with a sponge until she sang like a bird and then run right quick past the hot chestnut man on London Street shouting "You and your s**t nuts!".
Which of those two courses of action would it be?
hey?
Posted By: malkybarkid, Dec 3, 14:04:49
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