I have a dream that one day all football fans will come together and spend an entire match

mocking Cristiano Ronaldo for constantly crying, and generally acting like the big, blubbering baby he so clearly is.

Not just when he's got the ball, but for ninety entire minutes, plus stoppage time, with the chants consisting of nothing but "Cry in a minute, he's gonna cry in a minute" and maybe people in the crowd throwing nappies, dummies and metal prams at him.

Come on everyone, spread the word. This needs to happen.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 13:27:55