Loj's Christmas countdown - 23 days to go.

Father Christmas' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve.

He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge?'

'Sorry,' the motorist replied. 'I'm not a mechanic - I'm a chiropodist.'

'Well, can you give me a toe?'

Posted By: lovely old job, Dec 2, 12:24:43