see, the other day I did sommat I hadn't done in noideahowlongbutitsa tleastadecade

I bought some burgers. I wanted to see what these Aberdeen Angus thibgs were all about, and lo and behold they taste absolutely as s**te as the rest of the muck.

Burgers...........................whyyyyyyyyyyy? Can't you all TASTE the warm grease? Really, really, unpleasant.

However, I can't waste food so the buggers must be consumed: burger one was eventually smothered in Reggae Reggae and eaten with a ton of chips but still tasted horrible; burger two ruined a perfectly fine ricey thing; but burger three sat on a bit of toast and had a fried egg on the top of it. Eggy saved the day.

If anyone wasn't bored almost to self-harm by this post, I'll be surprised.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Dec 1, 19:15:28