Never join a comedy duo, Himmers.

STAN BOREDMIN: My dog's got no nose.
HIMSWORTH: That's awful. You should take him to a vet.
BOREDMIN: It smells terrible.
HIMSWORTH: But without me saying "How does it smell?" the "terrible" punchline doesn't work. And you've had to fill in the "smells" bit yourself, turning your punchline into a comedy train-wreck. But that's not the real issue here - the primary concern is that your dog is walking around hideously deformed. Have you looked into that at all?
BOREDMIN: Fine, I'll work with Michael Barrymore.
HIMSWORTH: Don't go to his parties.
BOREDMIN: That's NOT funny, Mr Sicko.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 27, 16:56:11