fack me the dutch *do* have a sense of hoomer...

got this from our shipping company:

A man was sitting in a bar nearby Rotterdam port.

A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him.

So he decides because she's at the port, she's probably an off-duty

shipping Line Customer Service agent.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the

shipping line she works for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Hapag motto 'Better together?'.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Hanjin Line motto 'Your Choice,
Your Success'.

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the OOCL motto "We take it
personally".

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f *ck do you want?'

" Ah! "' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face........ 'Horizon Shipping'

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 27, 10:39:21