Flew one in the Falklands in '82, me and Charlie 'Janet' Ellis were rushed in from

Wideawake on Ascension where we had been putting new rivets on the back bit of a Handley Page Victor K Mk 2. One night me and Janet got so s**tted off our banjos on a dangerous cocktail of mushrooms and E that Janet fell out, right over the side over San Carlos.

A tedious group of Birders from Halifax found him in 1996 living in a ditch outside Port Howard - he was wearing a hollowed out fox and was surrounded by 39 jelly tots.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Nov 26, 12:30:31