What about if, right, yeah, say you had just done a sexy dream about a girl off the tele

when you woke up and a flatulent Tara was trying to push a pigeon with a sponge in its beak through your window - would you get up right quick, tuck Uncle Jim and the twins between your legs and go mincy, pointing at the window, singing "I'm a lady, you're a pigeon" or would you run down your road and paint 'Trumpet Tara was here' and then do a long look at her bosoms?

So, what's it to be?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Nov 26, 12:14:19

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