mbk is the last person you want to engage for that job

"Hello, is that Ms Hawes?"

"Yes"

"Gareth wants to go out on Saturday afternoon"

"Oh yes, why's that?"

"Because he's going for lunch. Filipino, roast cheeseboat, drizzled with downbeat syrup, margaretwet and loose meringue, served with scratched twillett, silverskin onions and a s**t. Side dishes of poached melonhearts, fried flaps and button mushrooms. Acompanied by Troy Shondell forming 'This Time' with Natalie Wood in a miniskirt guesting on f**kpipes."

[Ms Hawes screams and calls the police]

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 21, 11:09:36