I saw pudsey in Gayton Fish & Chip shop on Sunday

He was tall and skinny, and his head was dismembered and hanging limply from the back of his neck.

And he was smoking.

And he ordered a saveloy and chips (SAVELOY AND CHIPS!!!).

In a Northern accent.

Childhood illusions shattered.

Posted By: Yellalee, Nov 18, 15:07:51