Tell you what, children in need. I saw the Royle Family Sketch, which went along the lines

of Jims being generous with his savings, camera pans to jim looking down the back of the chair for old money

He gets 4 coins out, puts one on each arm rest "half for me, half for children in need"

How much are you giving to charity jim?

"80p!!!!"

Erm, two coins? 80p?

Posted By: pants, Nov 18, 14:45:04