Toss off some pancetta

Throw in some riped up basil leaves, four lugs of your third best filthy slut olive oil and two drops of linseed oil, half a pint of f**king Thai fish sauce, an earthworm, a Cabbage White and three metres of f**king bindweed.

Smear all over your f**king peccaries and then your other beasts, hang well, and leave by a f**king motorway to smoke for two weeks.

Then slice each f**king animal thinly and arrange a small lump of weasel topped with f**king aye-aye with pieces of muntjac and bilby alternating in a f**king ring around. Top with some freshly plucked oregano and a f**king nosehair.

You little tiger!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Nov 18, 10:04:09