When we were teenagers, my bezzie and I used to try to provoke the other

into violence. He'd switch the light on and off repeatedly while i was watching a fillum; I'd tap him on the head with the end of a tape measure while he was on the 'phone. We'd do this until punches or furniture were thrown.

As a result of this I can take irritating behaviour in my stride, generally longer than many or most.

but I swear I'd crack this f**ker around the noggin at the first opportunity. he's doing my f**king head in.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Nov 16, 19:08:35