Best ever

Once we had a donkey,
we kept it in the yard
One day in the winter
it was snowin' hard

Mother said the donkey
must be cold in the yard
Bring him in the kitchen
and let him have a warm

In came the donkey,
'n' bit me father's ear
Took it for a cabbage leaf
and broke the chandelier

Out went the gas

And then it came alight again

Poor father's head

The donkey took a bite again

Mother took a knife and fork
t'stick it in the ass

Stuck it in me father's head
and out went the gas

Ain't you mad you can't get at it?
Mother's sewn me drawers up.

Neil Young - "Cortez the Killer"

Posted By: AlanCreosoteProject, Aug 10, 11:54:04