You normally find the people with the most money hang back to the last

and are the ones piping up when it's time to go to the bar, delegating who's turn it is

That way they get free beers cos at the end of the night their turn isn't needed as it's hometime

Going in rounds with people like that, is the same as sharing the bill. Even though everything you've had comes to ?20, you've put ?30 in and there's still someone walking round saying it's ?20 short

Posted By: pants, Nov 7, 15:00:51