Bloke who burgled me in Manchester got the best justice ever.....

We had this old Victorian terrace and the uber-ancient pipes burst one cold Christmas (1995/6, IIRC). So, we had to dry the place out for MONTHS, doors open whenever anyone was in.

Well, one night, we forgot to lock the back door. Some c**t comes in and steals the twenty year old telly. Must have weighed 8 stone. Real big f**ker. He'd have been in right pain by the time he got it to his van.

Shame it had been f**ked up by the water pissing in it.

Posted By: Johnny Comecardiff, Oct 30, 21:32:18