OH MINE

So I wish I was XXL, just for the day.
On holiday in the forum, and just typing away.
And I wish I was XXLL, just for the day.
walking down to Marks, spending my money away.
Hello Mr Holt, I've been expecting you today.
pen in your hand, will you just sign away.

So I wish I was XXL, just for the day.
Going to Colney, taking my girlfriend away.
And I wish I was XXL, just for the day.
But I can’t watch the lads, Roeder’s hiding them away.

I've a rucksack, I've a rucksack, I've a rucksack to thrill.
I've a rucksack, I've a rucksack, I've a rucksack to thrill
Full of kit, it’s full of kit with signed names today.

And I wish I was XXL, just for the day.
Appearing on ITV, is Donovan Blake gay?
And I wish I was XXL, just for the day.
Playing 5-aside, can someone book a pitch for me today.
And I wish I was XXL, just for the day.
Will I ever see Norwich win away.
Adam & Jason & Gary & Peter & Cave Brwon and maybe one day me.

Posted By: lovely old job, Oct 30, 09:32:45