I think I've just found us a replacement for Robert Green...

I got this email today:

my name is ayadi olusoji franciz,i lived with my
parent at no 20, oloruntoyin street and im a reliable
citizen of nigeria.
I am a potential football player,I am a nigerian born,
16years of age with a height of 2.3ft tall. My main
purpose of writing you is pertaining to how you can
kindly assist me in getting a trial in your youth
football academy. I am a goalkeeper and I am currently
playing for a local grass-root football academy under
/16 and 16 here in nigeria called gunners star football academy but due to
the
over population
of player in the country, I have not been able to get
a good offer. This is why I am appealing to you to
call me up for a trial in your reputable football club
so that I can show case my potential football talent.
I have been a regular browser of your website .All I
require from you is a letter of trial and visa
application letter and I shall handle all the
traveling expenses on my own account. Please sir,
kindly grant me a one month invitation letter to come
and prove my potential ability and I promise you that
my existence in your football squad is going to bring
a good change.I strongly await your positive response.
sir,i wish to hear from u soonest.
warmer regards.
soji ayadi

Posted By: Ben, Aug 9, 18:52:35