(I'm useless with laptops keyboards...) but, say you'd just hooked up with kate moss

and she'd flounced in to find you in bed getting humped by Gaz from the fish counter in waitroses, you'd have a bevvy of stock excuses right up your non-existent sleeve. Kate would swallow it in an instant, f**k off and fix you a stiff one and blow you to sleep after the football. Job done.

Posted By: Tombs, Oct 27, 22:24:46