Complete Spoon on 606...

Can't abide Wednesday night's football phone-in on 5 Live, hosted by a glory-hunting Liverpool supporting know-nothing about football deeeeeeeeee-jay.

His stock answer if someone enters into a reasonable debate... "OK but sorry I don't agree wiv your views. We move on to our next caller..."

Last night he was telling us that he'd been talking to his mates about the merits of Andy Johnson being called up to the England squad for the tour of America. Their concensus was that he should because... "he's scored loads of goals this season." Yeah right! Fkin half of them from 12 yards out you knob-jockey!!!!

Tim Cahill has been the spoons signing of the season. "I can't think of a better bargain anywhere in ver Premiership than paying Millwall ?2m for him. He hasn't been phased at all." Well I can you scouse-centric, cockney t**t!!!!

Oh and Burminum? Gillinum? Fkin talk proppa innit!

Posted By: Jim Nasium, May 12, 10:48:52