FAO MBK, my responses

When you stroke it, does it arch its back and do its bum at you?

Back yes, Bum rarely. Most stroking is done when she's lying down.

Does said bum look like the end of a Westler's hot dog sausage?

Er, a bit yes, I tend not to look to closely.

When you stroke it, does some hair come out? I hate that it makes me feel sick

Occasionally, she's not that hairy cat, the missus also brushes her often (which she loves) so that removes a lot of that problem.

Does it dribble when it purrs?

Rarely, only when very excited or pleased to see my missus.

Does the dribble stink like a rotting body?

no

Does it have a special place to 'do its toilet'? Usually a box full of expensive absorbent pebbles. Not only inside the house, but in the Kitchen!

Yes, and it is in the kitchen. Is also covered though, only an entrance hole. We also use dog style 'poo bags' to remove offending solid items as soon as they are deposited.

Is it aloof?

Not really, she's a house cat, very affectionate, spends most of the evening with us. Either sitting near us, or on my missus lap. Is more aloof with me than her.

Does it go and do horrible s**ts on lawns?

Nope very rarely goes outside (lazy cow and a bit of a wimp) sometimes lies out on the patio when the missus us hanging washing out or something.

Posted By: megson, Oct 23, 14:17:19