Not sure

When you stroke it, does it arch its back and do its bum at you?

Does said bum look like the end of a Westler's hot dog sausage?

When you stroke it, does some hair come out? I hate that it makes me feel sick

Does it dribble when it purrs?

Does the dribble stink like a rotting body?

Does it have a special place to 'do its toilet'? Usually a box full of expensive absorbent pebbles. Not only inside the house, but in the Kitchen!

Is it aloof?

Does it go and do horrible s**ts on lawns?

Even if none of these things are true, I'm not sure I'd like it.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:40:22