Henry the VIIIth used to eat a swan with a partridge in it with a lark in it.

Henry the bastard VIIIth it was.

Some poor sod had the job of carving it, and had to get a bit of swan and a bit of partridge and a bit of lark all in a oner, without spilling any.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 23, 13:28:03