I like mouses because:

They are mostly callled Sarah, Phillip, Rachel, Graham, Andrew or Jane.

They are quite small.

They live nearby.

They don't shout or have late parties during the week.

Their food portions are quite tiny.

They don't wear bras.

They usually have good fashion sense - I haven't seen one mouses wearing skinny jeans so that you can see their s**tty, cotton boxers.

They sometimes smoke a pipe.

Contrary to popular belief, it's not often they are on the stair and thus avoid a tripping up or squashing situation.

These are just some of the reasons I like mouses.

What are some of the reasons you like a certain type of animal or insect?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 23, 13:18:02