Herons are too big and warblers are very, very savvy

They are the risk management specialists of the avian kingdom

Starlings, however, are the intellectual equivalent of an Ipswich fan after 18 pints of watered down Poorman's Road lager, and if you haven't yet had a looda starlings down your chimbley, it is only a matter of time

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 22, 12:42:09