Rubbish

It was a celebration by the great man. He sacrificed one of his best sows in an ancient ritual which primitive tribes like his believe will bring rain, fertility and more hat tricks. Anthropologists say that there are similarities between the culture of selwyn's tribe and that of a recently discovered group of "Stone Age" subsistence farmers from Papua New Guinea, although the New Guineans are rather more advanced in terms of personal hygiene.

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 22, 12:40:04