Flew one in Chechnya in '95. One night me and 'Twitty' Philips were nuked off our nipples
on a heady concoction of amyl nitrate and blotters. Twitty was so bonkers he fell out, right over the side over Grozny.
A group of asthmatics found him ten years later living in the boot of a VAZ-21074 - he was wearing mohair and was surrounded by a collection of tiny vases.
Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 22, 10:29:10
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- 3Classic malks - keep 'em comming - always makes me laugh
Posted By: Snakey, Oct 22, 10:32:06 - Clever little old man up the Manor made me a suit made of black mohair.
Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 22, 10:31:38 - 3Did you manage to smuggle out the secret code in a pellet of Owl poop?
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