How f**king ignorant are you?

The ?2.59 million car park is magnificent.
The loss-making hotel is one of the wonders of the modern world.
The offices are so beautiful they have moved many observers to tears.
Our programme is award-winning.
The pies are so good that every other restaurant in the city has closed down.
Our debt is beautifully crafted and oh-so-well managed.
Our beautiful academy has produced more Ridgeons league footballers than any other in the country.
Now that we have dispensed with the notion of owning our own footballers we have more money to spend on buying gold-plated pots to piss in.

Sod you ungrateful working-class c**t. We don't need your sort.

Posted By: Reg Presley, Oct 18, 19:43:11

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