Reg Presley's SILLY INTERNET SITE OF THE DAY

The A-Team is hired by Micky Dolenz to go to England to rescue Reg Presleys Dirty Uncle Bertie from Jim Magilton, who is intent on taking control of England. B.A. is afraid to fly ,so they stop him drinking milk and Murdock flies them to England.
They arrive and go into the nearest Pickled Onion Factory where they get into a fight after asking about the clients Dirty Uncle Bertie.
They are overwhelmed by twenty or thirty really big villagers. The little village in England is living in terror of Jim Magilton and the accompanying band of thugs.
Murdoch convinces the villagers to let them go by saying - Whomp that sucker!
Hannibal comes up with a plan. He has B.A. turn a Bazooka and a big Socket set into a deadly tandem.
Face pretends to be David Sheepshanks, but Jim Magilton catches on and tries to Crucify Face. Hanibal rescues Face at the last second.
Then Hannibal goes in their front door in their deadly tandem. They manage to defeat all the thugs. Jim Magilton holds a gun to Murdochs head and escapes using the deadly tandem as transportation.
The A-Team pursues them. Hanibal shoots out the side window. When Jim Magilton slows down to take a turn Micky Dolenzs Dirty Uncle Bertie jumps out and is helped up by Murdoch.
Face throws explosives, causing the deadly tandem to crash and flip over . Jim Magilton climbs out unharmed. Face says Take that you scum c**t!.
The A-Team leaves Jim Magilton tied up for the authorities. In the little village in England there is much rejoicing. In order to get B.A. to fly home though the A-Team has to stop him drinking milk again.

Posted By: Reg Presley, Oct 17, 20:53:43