Vigilante Stoopish

There I am, few days off work, visiting my olds in Colchester, 10pm - front windows put through....it's a Tudor Cottage..so the windows are pretty expensive... Anyways I run outside, see this c*nt running up the road. Stick the ol' shoes on and give chase. Chase the bastard through the back streets of Colchester, manage to flag some coppers down. They speed after the bastard and pull him over on East Hill.

I'm shattered, taken to one side and give a statement. They throw this t**t in the back of the pig wagon, blood all over his hands. Another police van turns up with a guy in the back, who also had his windows put through. He positively IDs him, and we're taken down the station with the chav t**t

And I've just got back. He's denying it, but he's been caught. Turns out he's put 4 windows through tonight, beaten up some old guy too - and his excuse is that his mum told him to hang himself.

Fuck I love Essex.

Bastard.

That is all.

And lunch!

Posted By: Stoopish, Oct 15, 01:17:28