Back when I was a pisshead, a looooong time ago,

if I planned on getting properly w**kered I'd stick with halves all night. They go down quicker and seem to bloat you less. if I wanted to get seriously blatted I'd nick out to the offy before closing and buy a bottle of cheap sherry, stow it somewhere and then neck it on the way home after being kicked out.

Fuck, how sad that reads. It *was* a long time ago, though.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Oct 13, 16:03:03