Correction - good presenters (eg Baker and Chiles) make phone-ins a LITTLE less s**t

But they are still s**t since the inwards calls are entirely made by utter f**king morons. You would move tables in a pub to get away from the sound of the stream of inarticulate platitudes which are all that these cretins can manage; why the FUCK does anyone think that they represent national broadcast material?

Now we've got Brian from North London, he's a Spurs fan, hello Brian?

Err hello Danny how are ya mate?

Fine now what's your point?

err well wot I fink is, well, I mean, Ramos, well it's not good enuff is it? I mean is it? Eh?

Thank you Brian, and now we go to Chris from Liverpool, hello Chris

Yeh Danny, I mean, we're looking just brilliant at the moment, brilliant, and Stevie G, what a legend he is, brilliant, and it's been a brilliant start, legend

Anyone who calls 606 should be tracked down by MI5 and shot in aid of the gene pool and in order to reduce the annual benefits bill

Posted By: Old Git, Oct 13, 12:41:09