^^^ That would be a modern polyplasticness.

Wear cotton on a half marathon, and you'll be fine as far as chafing is concerned, but should you make the decision to sweat in any way at all, expect to struggle as your body goes manic trying to maintain core temperature homeostasis, with all this cold and soggy fabric hanging off your slowly plodding frame.

The wise half-marathonner knows that the correct choice is a modern polyplasticness, coupled with liberally applied lubricant, such as the petroleum jelly based product "Vaseline", which I understand is very popular amongst homos.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 9, 15:21:28