I gaurantee if anybody uses these quips on a first date they'll be in like Flynn

Substitute always for already for the first quip though else it doesn't really work.

Use the the longer two over dinner and the I'm so unlucky ones over pudding. They'll think you're funny and a little sad at the same time and before you know it. How's your father!

Posted By: McGonicle, Oct 7, 13:58:47