Having a Tiny Pightle of Moo in the employ of the club increases its worth both here in

the UK and abroad. We would be the only club in the whole universe to employ one and nobody would know what it was.

I envisage some hosework on the pitch in the mornings and then looking for money to buy some good players with in the afternoons, knocking off about 4 and heading to The King's with other staff of a like mind, for morale-building embibing of ales of various hues.

I think I could find approximately ?2.4m a year in revenue and would require a salary of only ?150k per annum plus a fixed bonus of ?73.00 for every Tahitian nubile I employ to hoover.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Oct 7, 12:16:40