All this takeover talk is boring me now, So i've decided to take over myself.

You might have to wait a month or two while i get myself rich (shouldn't take long, I've got loads of nice people in Nigeria and the like offering me gold, plus there are hundreds of good looking schemes on the net and ebay) but I think its the way forward.

WHen i'm in charge i'm gonna make the following changes.
Director of Football - Pants, including free travel to all games.
Press Officer - Otto
Club Lawyer - Old Git, he needs a break from saving capitalism
Part time Chief Steward - Selwyn (only part time as th rest of the time will be dedicated to being the clubs sole source of all Pig related food stuffs for the catering)
CLub Merc - Tomblander - He'll sort those pesky agents out, no more tipping off clubs about buyout clauses.

And Finally............ I'll re-appoint the assistant kit man.

Anyone else want to apply to join the megson revolution?

Posted By: megson, Oct 7, 10:47:47