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There was a taxi cab driver in New York. He was working on halloween. A Nun waved him down and he stopped. She climbed into the car and they started driving. The Taxi cab driver kept on looking in his rear view mirror at the nun, when finally she asked," My child, why are you staring at me?" And he answered her," I always wondered what It would be like to kiss a nun." So she said to him," Well, I'll let you kiss me but only if you are Christan and unmarried." And he quickly said," OH! YES! I'm Christian and unmarried." So she had him pull off into an alley and gave him a kiss that would make a hooker blush. When they came out of the alley the taxi cab driver's eye's started to water, and the nun asked," My child, why are you crying?" And he told her," I have sinned, I am not a Christian and I am married with two kids." And the nun said," That's ok, my name's Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

Posted By: Wotb Big Boy, Aug 8, 16:56:29