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> > A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house.
> > She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her
> > daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was
> > playing,and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
> >
> > "What are you doing?" she asked.
> >
> > "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
>daughter-in-law
> > answered.
> >
> > "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> >
> > "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> >
> > "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> > "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites
him
>no
> > end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic
>and
> > ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
> >
> > The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed,
showered,put
>on
> > her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on
>the
> > couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came
home.
> >
> > He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
> >
> > "What are you doing?" he asked.
> >
> > "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

Posted By: tudders, Aug 8, 16:54:44