Well, this, which is why I asked. I don't believe a word of it though.

Last week we asked for how you'd sabotaged the
food of others for entertainment/revenge:
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* QUEEF - "I have no idea why I'm making this
one public [erm, so we can send it to thousands
of people - Ed.], but I f**king love queefs. I
think they are absolutely brilliant and
hilarious and the best things in the world. So
imagine my joy when I started dating a girl who
could queef on command! When she first told me
about this, she actually demonstrated how she
can draw air into her thingywotsit. Seriously,
it looked like a gummy old man trying to
whistle. I then happen to notice an untouched
glass full of Coke on her bedside table with a
straw in it... well, I'd be crazy not to
suggest it wouldn't I? And so it came to pass
that I am lying collapsed on the floor, having
the mother of all asthma attacks from laughing
my guts out as this amazing young lady blows
bubbles in the Coke using her ladybits. And
after? She gave it to her sister, and
apologised that she'd already sipped the straw.
Her sister told her off for leaving it
'slobbery'." (badongism)

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 26, 16:58:52