haha, a few months later, I roomed with the same kid

and we stayed in derwentside I think

We got into the room, and they had sky, but they also had some movie channel

Later on, what I now know is the original emmanuelles was on (the black emmanuelle series), and my mate was turning it over to this channel, but only for so long, s**tting it that we'd get busted again

Anyway, we only watched about 5 mins, the bit where the blond with short hair goes to the bogs and somehow gets a seeing to (like all porno's woman "what? so if I strip naked and bend over the world is saved?")

Next day at brekkie, I was sat opposite the two coaches, and I heard one go "saw*some slang*, some other slang*, last night" coach 2 "what was it like?"

coach 1 "soft rubbish really, you didn't see anything, only time you did was in this public toilet scene"

I could see my mate bursting to go "oh yeah, we were watching that", whilst I was chuckling away to myself that some 50 year old coach was watching porn on his own

Posted By: pants, Sep 25, 21:06:43