Funniest thing you've seen/heard at a football match?
My personal favourite was probably after we beat the Binners 1-0 away in 2005, and the rozzers kept us all in for 30 minutes while the Binners went to get their bin-train.
After about 20 minutes, this peroxide-blonde woman with a couple of kids came and waved mockingly, whereupon 2000 people starting singing "She's a whore! She's a whore!" at her, in front of her little children.
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 25, 12:54:56
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- Overheard at Clyde v Airdrie
Posted By: Jambocanary, Sep 25, 14:13:25 - A Vicar -esque fan who insisted on calling certain players by their full name.
Posted By: songwriter81, Sep 25, 13:49:13 - the chubby physio for Dagenham & Redbridge was pretty smart
Posted By: camcan, Sep 25, 13:24:23 - jim madgiltons wobbly mouth
Posted By: strap_on sally, Sep 25, 13:21:03 - *thick norfolk accent*..."That Doorckerrrtys Daingerous"
Posted By: Tony Martin, Sep 25, 13:18:50 - After we'd signed Simon Charlton- "That Simon Bolton's a bit small Innee?"
Posted By: Small, Sep 25, 13:16:15 - 10CR NFNs virtually every time we play Birminum - "You dirty Northern bastards"
Posted By: malkybarkid, Sep 25, 13:12:15 - Also - Wayne Andrews.
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 25, 13:07:27 - 7Brandy on TV
Posted By: Pragmatist, Sep 25, 13:06:58 - Tranmere to Norwich: "Ooh Arghh, Ambrosia"
Posted By: Yellalee, Sep 25, 13:06:33 - Garrrnnn Yewun, use your pace..
Posted By: tudders, Sep 25, 13:04:20 - The girl linesman at KL the other day got some real stick
Posted By: shoddy, Sep 25, 13:04:11 - kiran richardson crying.
Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 25, 13:03:03 - Man City vs Norwich 1998 Maine Road
Posted By: Pragmatist, Sep 25, 13:02:17 - Broad norfolk: Garn Hartson, SKIN HIM!!!!!!!
Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 25, 13:01:41 - 2Overheard in the front row of Barclay e block
Posted By: Small, Sep 25, 13:00:11 - 1Singing "You fat bastard" at Wayne Rooney when he played for Everton
Posted By: Yellalee, Sep 25, 12:58:16 - First game at CR against Stoke after the play-offs. Teddy Bear to the Stoke fans "Have you
Posted By: malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:57:43 - 10IED spazzing up his half-time hit the crossbar effort, i thought he was special needs
Posted By: blindasabat, Sep 25, 12:56:51
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