Do you get fellated by women dressed as ivy and bindweed?

Is the B&B you stay in run by a curvacious blonde with absolutely massive bosoms, who keeps bending over the kitchen table as she puts her rock cakes down?

Does she look at you knowingly whilst scraping horseradish into a cooking pot with a bloke's face in it?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Sep 25, 12:08:07