Couldn't get the gate down, detonated himself and waited for the lorry to go up as guards frantically tried to put out the fire with what looked like a portable 70s disco smoke machine.
Very brave. If I EVER have the misfortune to see a lorry trying to ram through the gates of a hotel, I won't be hanging around to weigh up the options - I'm running in the oppoite direction like Jesse f**king Owens.
Posted By: The Judge, Sep 22, 17:50:31
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