tis the truth

i got a call from a very worried mrs t one night. the bat was alive and she covered it with a big vase and it sounded extremely pissed off. the national bat helpline was as much use as tits on a fish so tombs junior dispatched of the flying rodent by launching the entire vase into the back field. mrs tombs then convinced herself that the bat had scratched her but i reassured her that it was probably the cat when she bust up the scrap. that was about a month ago and she hint got rabies yet so i will give it another month and then reduce her life insurance premiums again as you can't be too careful.

Posted By: Tomblander, Sep 16, 13:48:36