some other quirky facts

User Posted Link

He also told me the top bits of info...

1. That they had a cast iron bedstead which had the word 'CUNT' in massive letters as its design in their bedroom.
2. That when they talk about 'human remains', what they mean is the skellington and the only other bit that doesn't biodegrade very quickly: fat deposits. They're like white lumps with the texture of fire lighters: they crumble when you pick them up and it all gets under your fingernails.
3. Fred had been offering the local 'Video Nest' (Gloucestershire's answer to 'Blockbuster') snuff movies every couple of months for years. The dilligent staff had never accepted them, but had never thought that it MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA TO TELL THE POLICE.
4. Fred was a great worker and when he was working on a site he was always the first there and the last to go home. This meant that there were suspicions that bodies could be under any number of retail park buildings including the local Honda dealership, a McDonalds, a Beefeater and Glevum Windows HQ.

Posted By: pants, Sep 15, 16:17:43