What we need is a bit of ITFC fan-baiting. Allow one on here (subject to....

inspecting its hooves and under its tail, of course). Not a nice job, I know, but there must be someone on here who would do that for the rest of us. I don't think a full rectal examination is necessary, with all the safeguards we have in place.

Posted By: Higher Wrather, Sep 12, 14:27:06