you can't be a legend if

1) you're covered in tattoos including one spelt wrongly
2) your wife is a former Spice Girl
3) you have to name your child so that you can remember where you had sex with a former Spice Girl
4) you sulk for months because your manager lost his temper with you
5) you change jobs because your wife (especially a former Spice Girl wife) tells you to

Use as you require

Posted By: camcan, Sep 11, 14:32:05