The day before a friend's wedding, he was told by a drunken Corkian woman...

"Ye don't want to be gettin married! What's the first thing your fiancee will see when you enter the church ?"

"The aisle" he replied.

"She will. And then ?"

"The altar."

"Indeed. And what's the next thing she'll see ?"

"Errm. Dunno"

"Next thing she'll see is you. And that's what will stick in her mind:

Aisle Alter You."

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Sep 8, 16:13:50