I had one a few months ago.....

Him: "It will just take a few moments"
Me: "I'm sure it doesn't but I have pressing matters to attend to"
Him: "What could be more pressing than this?"
Me: "Finishing my crap in peace is definitely more pressing. Would you like to call me back?"

Strangely enough, he never did.

Posted By: Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:45:52