Does no-one else think that "Waghorn" sounds like......

something you could get arrested for?

"the accused was seen performing a "Waghorn" in the window of Topshop in full view of several teenage women."

In fact our last names derive from the jobs are ancestors were synonymous with doing. Such as Miller. Or Gardener. Waghorn....hmmmmm.
I went to school with a guy called Laycock. Imagine being named after an ancestor who was caught shagging chickens. Fowl!

Posted By: Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:05:27